- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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