Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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