- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Pianos.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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