A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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knock knock

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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