- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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