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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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y u no like me joke?

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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