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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How old is your mom Dead

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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