- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

can you touch your toes? no

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Penis chickens

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Womens rights.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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