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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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