your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Kyle grund parker coffey

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Black people stink of shite!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

PENIS

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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