- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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