A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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