Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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