What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Where's my tractor?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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