- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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