- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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