Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Where's my tractor?

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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