- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

j.p. is dumb

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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