Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

I'm Polish.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Jeff

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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