- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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