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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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