What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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The queen having a shit

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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