- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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