A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Wright flyer

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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