What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red, yup.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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