- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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ecks! why zee?

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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