- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a man makes a bad joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??