How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

1+1=2

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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