How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Who wants $300? Me too.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Your mother just died.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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