a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Manchester City

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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