- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

A train poops its pants.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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