How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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