- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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