Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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