Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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