- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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