Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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