- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Fine, ladies first.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

snooki

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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