Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

human centipede

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Lindsay Lohan

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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