- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Sixty... eight

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

roses are red violets are blue

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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