- Anti Joke

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy