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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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