- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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