What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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