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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the sky is green no it is not

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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