A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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are u black unlucky

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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hello

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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