What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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retard

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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