How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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