- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

bite me

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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