- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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