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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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The Qur'an

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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