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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

ask me if im a door yes

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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