- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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