How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Neil Lewis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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