- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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