your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

thumb_up thumb_down -1

69

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there? hope

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

thumb_up thumb_down -1

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops