- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

whats the best thing about polio...death

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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