A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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